Captain's Diary

Entry One

~ 4th March 2026 ~

Ahoy, you've found my diary in an otherwise barren part of the internet and on the barren part of my website. With all the blogs out there that's like a 1% chance you'd find this. Congratulations, I think?

A little bit about me: Online I'm mostly known by CosmicPunked for no other reason than that's the username I gave myself. I'm closer to 30 than I am to my 20's now and that scares me, so I guess I've somewhat resorted to figuring out what people did on the internet back before I was barely a conscious being.

I don't really remember the old internet despite being the oldest of Gen Z, mostly because our family were poorer and they've always been tech illiterate so they saw no reason getting one. My earliest experience of the internet was around 2006 when I was around 9, and the earliest parts of the internet I remember is virtual chatrooms like Zwinky and IMVU and lying about my age while playing them.

It's somewhat funny that as a kid I used to say I was 18, and now that I'm 28 I have the opposite problem of being too old than too young. So, why did I try this out? The theming of this page more or less gives it away and it vastly goes against the rest of my websites theming. Somewhere, somehow, the desire of sailing on an old galleon vessel has always stayed with me and in the chaos of the world right now, all my daydreams have really consisted of is jumping on one and heading to a tropical place somewhere.

Of course, this is the real world and that's not going to happen so instead I spent some free time playing Sea of Thieves. Unfortunately, we live in an age where it's not the people stealing from Imperials but companies stealing from the consumers...

I'm sick of corporations coming in and taking things and at the state of social media, there's nothing stopping someone just nuking their sites either if they aren't profitable enough. So here's my shitty website, something more tangible and...me than anywhere else.